NEWS
14/10/2010
News item 14th October 2010
In no circumstances whatsoever shall mining emcee Pitman be attempting to cash in right now on the recent Chilean miner Joy Story.
This is at least partly due to the fact that as the previously undisclosed 34th member of the group who who was trapped underground in the mine, but who was left behind due to a dispute quite early on in the period of entrapment over tea, he's currently not yet in a position to get any media coin, or enjoy his share of Chilean lady-fun. He was said to be pretty pissed off about this and allegedly declared the other 33 "a bunch of scabs".
But ever the pessimist/optimist he's hoping that his eventual re-emergence will be greeted by tons of cash.
Failing that, all followers of Pitman and his sayings are encouraged to head over to Chile with some warm pasties to lob down the hole for him in the meantime.
